Thirsty. Eeew.

This first ever roommate (I'll always be a little sore) responded to conflict by actually shoving my face in her exposed cleavage and rubbing it back and forth. Same roommate ended my nighttime-stretching habit by moaning about how sexy it was many nights in a row. She also told all of my female friends that I had told her I was trying to "turn them" so they would sleep with me, AND told the girl down the hall she wanted to "drink her bathwater". Eventually stayed up for five nights straight, culminating in a mental break-down in English class that forced her to drop out.